Sayre's law: "In any dispute the intensity of feeling is inversely proportional to the value of the issues at stake." See also: "The politics of the university are so intense because the stakes are so low." See also Hutchin's Law: "The reason the politics of poetry are so vicious is that the stakes are so low."
We laugh when we think of the New England theater critic who allowed that Shakespeare wasn't awful, adding "I doubt we have six of his ilk in all of Boston!"
We stop laughing when we think that there may have been six poets of Shakespeare's ilk somewhere in the anglophone world who weren't recognized because of their class, gender, ethnicity, religion, color, nationality, location, age, or politics. Economic elitism, sexism, racism, nationalism, regionalism, cronyism, and ageism are only a few of the extraneous factors ("-isms") standing between merit and hype, between art and fad.
Optimists, including me, argue that the democratizing Internet will eventually ameliorate, if not eliminate, these -isms. For now, the septuagenarian son of a coal baron can still get any dreck published, even if it trivializes a tragedy (as all indolent writing does). Yes, even if it is to prose-qua-poetry what "The Tay Bridge Disaster" was to verse.
"Which -ism is operating there?" you ask.
In this case, a better question might be: "Which one isn't?"
In my experience, the "New Yorker" poem marks a point of no return. That is, I cannot cite one worthwhile poem produced by a poet or editor after abandoning merit as the sole criterion for art. Instead, there only -isms to choose from. As for the public, why should readers take poetry seriously if writers and publishers don't?
Arguably the most insidious and virulent -isms are those relating to geography. Many who vehemently oppose sexism and racism will rally around a neighbor over any outlander. This favoritism is easily institutionalised. Because Nobody Reads Poetry, verse often relies on government funding. At the civic level, the town's Art Council will ensure that all contracts go to local residents. National organizations can be downright protectionist. Flags become blindfolds. It doesn't help when a well-known Content Regent explicitly endorses this myopia, going so far as to recommend 20 compatriots' poems based entirely on their--you guessed it--subject matter and polemics.
As an aside, when did confirmation bias become an aesthetic? How long before England is the only country still teaching Shakespeare to high schoolers? Or has that boat already sailed?
Something more basic is at work here. The three best poets of our time are female but only the American one is recognized. What gives? If chauvinism is so pervasive why aren't the other two celebrated in their countries? Granted, sexism could explain all three, since A.E. Stallings had to use her initials before editors would publish her work, but all three nations have promoted inferior poets of the same gender. Modesty? The other two were, indeed, pathologically shy but that doesn't explain why periodicals refused to publish Maz's obituary. No. Pare away the distractions. Only one suspect remains, one that is at the heart of all prejudice.
Stupidity.
Worse yet, we're not talking about the run-of-the-mill idiocy we see on Faux Snooze. We're talking about the two strains that infest and infect the pseudo-intellectual community: disingenuousness and wilful¹ ignorance. It is the blithe non sequitur, "Everyone is writing poetry!", parroted by sycophants when informed of poetry's demise. It is the insipidity of editors not caring to learn the elements of poetry. It is the spectacle of an "expert" who didn't know "Beans" was an iambic pentameter acrostic, let alone who it was about, but tells us what poems children should be learning based on, of all things, his interpretive ability. It is like the inanity of racists and homophobes watching voting rights and marriage equality sweep the United States, oblivious to the fact that the world is changing for the better.
The good news comes in the irony that, by definition, progress permits no bystanders. It benefits everyone, including, if not especially, those who opposed it.
Footnotes:
¹ - ...similar to the kind that makes some think "wilful" is misspelled. Incidentally, the etymology of the word "misspelled" dates back to 1645-1655, making it among the first words that could be misspelled. Before that, without the Gutenberg press (1450) or dictionaries (1604? 1755?), "standard spelling" was an oxymoron.
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Friday, January 27, 2012
The Nine Dumbest Things Poets Say
No doubt I've missed a few but here, off the top of my head, listed in ascending order of obvious stupidity, are the nine most asinine things I've heard poet wannabes utter:
"It's all just a matter of taste!"
See also "Different strokes for different folks" and "De gustibus non est disputandum." How, you may wonder, can something rendered in Latin be considered idiotic? Consider this all-too-common exchange:
"Is this any good?"
"I didn't like it."
It is in the nature of non sequiturs to be moronic even when true.
This dull old saw about taste is dragged out by all failed poets to dismiss any form of criticism. Some hopeless cases even invoke the dreaded coprophagia clause:
"Hey, some people eat dirt--or worse! So it all comes down to taste."
I might not admire such-and-such but as a reviewer my job is to predict whether or not most others will, buttressing that prognostication with arguments and examples. That even some critics aren't clear on this concept illustrates how ubiquitous this silliness is.
"We are ignored today but future generations will love our stuff."
This is how failed poets deal with obscurity and dismissal.
I can't think of many examples of poets being completely ignored in their time--as virtually all are today--only to become famous after shaking off this mortal coil. Emily Dickinson's name often comes up in this context but, personally, I don't consider being solicited twice for submissions by the editor of "The Atlantic Monthly" as "being completely ignored". Such posthumous glory is even less likely now because, unlike the world before WWI, we live in a century when no contemporary poetry is iconic. It's like being among the best alchemists or phrenologists in your time.
All of this comes before "generational narcissism". What are the odds of our grandchildren being more interested in the past than their parents were? Remote, at best. Future academics will, eventually and with difficulty, coalesce around someone of our era but it certainly won't be a stranger to us, even though it will be to the population at large, then as now.
"This work is great because it's written by so-and-so."
These people must wonder why writing contests are judged blindly.
Want to get a rise out of someone? Pick their favorite poet's worst work--almost all of the masters wrote some doozies--and tell the person that that poem is unmitigated trash.
Which it probably is.
"Poetry has to..."
It really doesn't matter how you finish this sentence; it belongs on this list. Has to...be profound? So humorous verse like Chaucer's "The Miller's Tale" and emotive entreaties like "Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night" aren't poetry? Has to...be passionate? So didactic, mnemonic and most modern works aren't poetry? "Poetry has...to have a moral or political imperative?" Oh? Whose morality? What if, like most adults, I'm happy with my sense of morality and don't care to be lectured--subtly or otherwise--on the subject? Is poetry not me for? Should only Jehovah Witnessses and Mormon missionaries be allowed to write it? Do those politics have to be of the left or of the right? All that romantic and light verse isn't poetry?
While we're at it, has the statement that begins with "My poetry was rejected because..." ever finished with "...it wasn't good enough"?
"If you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything at all."
...and the Emperor will continue to think himself well attired. This kind of "thinking" has given birth to the blurbosphere, such that what few filters poetry had have been rendered utterly useless.
Seriously, who is teaching literary criticism these days? Dale Carnegie?
"Poetry was never popular."
I suppose it was inevitable that bullshit would start coming in different flavors, this pile being Sour Grape. Even the most cursory glance or thought puts paid to it. Before radio, poets were the rock stars of their era. Shakespeare kept two theatres alive with verse. It was in almost every newspaper and magazine. It was how people could flirt with each other, even in their parents' presence. Robert Service made $500,000 from one poem. Need I go on?
Do people actually think before they say these things?
"It's [just] verse, not poetry."
This works as humor, similar to Truman Capote's assessment of Jack Kerouac's "spontaneous prose": "That's not writing, it's typewriting." When people say it in earnest, though, they cross a line into imbecility. Were Shakespeare's sonnets "not poetry"? Even if we apply this "standard" only to bad verse we're confronted with the question: "So William McGonigal's 'The Tay Bridge Disaster' is...prose?"
Some poetry is very bad. Hell, most of it is.
Deal with it.
"Find your voice."
Gag me with a shovel.
"Write from the heart."
Gag me with a steam shovel.

See also "Different strokes for different folks" and "De gustibus non est disputandum." How, you may wonder, can something rendered in Latin be considered idiotic? Consider this all-too-common exchange:
"Is this any good?"
"I didn't like it."
It is in the nature of non sequiturs to be moronic even when true.
This dull old saw about taste is dragged out by all failed poets to dismiss any form of criticism. Some hopeless cases even invoke the dreaded coprophagia clause:
"Hey, some people eat dirt--or worse! So it all comes down to taste."
I might not admire such-and-such but as a reviewer my job is to predict whether or not most others will, buttressing that prognostication with arguments and examples. That even some critics aren't clear on this concept illustrates how ubiquitous this silliness is.

This is how failed poets deal with obscurity and dismissal.
I can't think of many examples of poets being completely ignored in their time--as virtually all are today--only to become famous after shaking off this mortal coil. Emily Dickinson's name often comes up in this context but, personally, I don't consider being solicited twice for submissions by the editor of "The Atlantic Monthly" as "being completely ignored". Such posthumous glory is even less likely now because, unlike the world before WWI, we live in a century when no contemporary poetry is iconic. It's like being among the best alchemists or phrenologists in your time.
All of this comes before "generational narcissism". What are the odds of our grandchildren being more interested in the past than their parents were? Remote, at best. Future academics will, eventually and with difficulty, coalesce around someone of our era but it certainly won't be a stranger to us, even though it will be to the population at large, then as now.

These people must wonder why writing contests are judged blindly.
Want to get a rise out of someone? Pick their favorite poet's worst work--almost all of the masters wrote some doozies--and tell the person that that poem is unmitigated trash.
Which it probably is.

It really doesn't matter how you finish this sentence; it belongs on this list. Has to...be profound? So humorous verse like Chaucer's "The Miller's Tale" and emotive entreaties like "Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night" aren't poetry? Has to...be passionate? So didactic, mnemonic and most modern works aren't poetry? "Poetry has...to have a moral or political imperative?" Oh? Whose morality? What if, like most adults, I'm happy with my sense of morality and don't care to be lectured--subtly or otherwise--on the subject? Is poetry not me for? Should only Jehovah Witnessses and Mormon missionaries be allowed to write it? Do those politics have to be of the left or of the right? All that romantic and light verse isn't poetry?
While we're at it, has the statement that begins with "My poetry was rejected because..." ever finished with "...it wasn't good enough"?

...and the Emperor will continue to think himself well attired. This kind of "thinking" has given birth to the blurbosphere, such that what few filters poetry had have been rendered utterly useless.
Seriously, who is teaching literary criticism these days? Dale Carnegie?

I suppose it was inevitable that bullshit would start coming in different flavors, this pile being Sour Grape. Even the most cursory glance or thought puts paid to it. Before radio, poets were the rock stars of their era. Shakespeare kept two theatres alive with verse. It was in almost every newspaper and magazine. It was how people could flirt with each other, even in their parents' presence. Robert Service made $500,000 from one poem. Need I go on?
Do people actually think before they say these things?

This works as humor, similar to Truman Capote's assessment of Jack Kerouac's "spontaneous prose": "That's not writing, it's typewriting." When people say it in earnest, though, they cross a line into imbecility. Were Shakespeare's sonnets "not poetry"? Even if we apply this "standard" only to bad verse we're confronted with the question: "So William McGonigal's 'The Tay Bridge Disaster' is...prose?"
Some poetry is very bad. Hell, most of it is.
Deal with it.

Gag me with a shovel.

Gag me with a steam shovel.
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