Earl Gray

Earl Gray
"You can argue with me but, in the end, you'll have to face that fact that you're arguing with a squirrel." - Earl Gray
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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Is Poetry Relevant?

     No, because Nobody Reads [Contemporary] Poetry.

     There, that was easy.

     It is one thing to state that contemporary poetry isn't relevant and doesn't matter to today's audiences (tana¹).  It is quite another to assert that the verse of the past has had no impact on readers or listeners, past and present.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #140
     In "The Writing Class - On privilege, the AWP-industrial complex, and why poetry doesn’t seem to matter" by Jaswinder Bolina we encounter a variation on Convenient Poetics Tenet #10:  "People never really liked poetry.

Mr. Bolina writes:    "Can poetry ever regain its relevancy?" Even if I ignore their frame of reference--I’m not sure when poetry ever was "relevant" or ever did "matter"...

     Really?  You're asking if one of only two modes of speech "was relevant or ever did matter"?  How about the Bible, Koran, and Bhagavad Gita?  All are poetry by any definition, written in verses, memorized, maintained and quoted (or chanted, in the case of the Guru Granth Sahib) verbatim throughout history.

     This is before we get to every song ever written.  

     Seriously, dude.  Relevant?



Footnotes:

¹ - (tana) = there is no audience.

      This is an old Usenet tradition:  "tin-" ("there is no") and "tan-" ("there are no"), followed by the first letter of the previous word, reminds readers that we aren't talking about something that actually exists.


Wednesday, November 12, 2014

The Future of Poetry - Part I - Venues

     The challenges facing poetry's revival seem overwhelming:  funding, aesthetics, technique, popularity, criticism, filtering, education, et cetera.  Nevertheless, in the next decade publishers will solve all of these problems by solving one of them:  participation.

     In our current model the only ones who derive recognition from a poem are the poet, the publisher and, where applicable, the subject (e.g. Girolamo Savonaro, Salvador Allende, etc.).  If this were to remain the case the future for poetry would be as grim as the present.  Many of us listen to songs or watch television, plays and movies without knowing or caring who wrote them.  We know what we see:  the performers.  Indeed, we are at least as likely to know the producer/director than the author.  For better or worse, the same will be true of poetry.

     In our current model the only form of feedback is the letter to the editor.  These are published, if at all, in the next issue, which may be a month or more.  Each subsequent round of discussion would involve the same wait.  Not since the time of sailing ships has communication been so inefficient.

     Obviously, the future of poetry lies on the Internet.  How will that work, though?

     The successful publisher will have to attract and serve everyone from the cognoscenti, seeking artistic merit, to the average Joe or Jane, who may be more concerned with the storyline¹.  This will involve a venue, a discussion model, and sponsors.  In this installment, we'll concentrate on the web site itself.

     The header will be the usual masthead and a menu line including a FAQ, a How-To, and Submission Guidelines.  Given my meager design skills and the limitations of blogger software, I can render only the crudest facsimile of how the individual poems are presented:




"Beans"   AuthorD.P. Kristalo

September came like winter's
ailing child but
left us
viewing Valparaiso's pride. Your face was
always saddest when you smiled. You smiled as every
doctored moment lied. You lie with
orphans' parents, long
reviled.

As close as coppers, yellow beans still
line Mapocho's banks. It
leads them to the sea;
entwined on rocks and saplings, each
new vine recalls that
dawn in 1973 when
every choking, bastard weed grew wild.





     Above the text are the videos:  slide shows or montages that include the poem in audio, subtitles, or both.  These can be seen and discussed by clicking on the photo.  To view the listing we click on the category:

  • "Original" is an creation of the author or copyright holder.

  • "Critics" is the consensus opinion of teachers, geeks, and critics.

  • "Fans" is the consensus opinion of everyone else.

  • "Latest" is the last video submitted.

    For example, hitting "Fans" renders a listing of all the submitted videos in order of their popularity.  Clicking on the image above "Fans" plays the overall top rated video.

    Similarly, the text is followed by a string of videocam performances of the poem, which may or may not include one by the author.  The submissions procedure makes it clear to the poets that they are giving permission for these videos/webcams to be produced and distributed, as on YouTube.

    A discussion of the poem follows, along with a bio (if available).  Clicking on a name reveals all of the text (e.g. poems, comments, articles) that person has written and all of the videos he or she created or appeared in on and, if they've filled out their profile, off the site.

    In our next installment we'll detail the parameters of an online discussion.  Then we'll look at funding.  Stay tuned!



Links:

The Future of Poetry - Part I - Venues

The Future of Poetry - Part II - Discussions

The Future of Poetry - Part III - Funding and RepĂȘchage



Footnote:

¹ - It is a topic for another day but don't miss this dichotomy:  artists compare items of the same plot, type and/or genre--apples to apples--while the public tends to compare works with different plots, types or genres--apples to oranges.  A critic can compare, say, two elegies commemorating the same person;  typical audience members might complain that they prefer happier stories.




Friday, November 7, 2014

Satire


Earl the Squirrel's Rule #63
     I am flattered that Mark Yakich's quotes me in the Atlantic.  Moreover, Mr. Yakich succeeds in illustrating the silliness of Content Regency simply by listing its basic tenets.  As such, "Reading a Poem: 20 Strategies" may be one of the the most brilliant satirical pieces of our time.

     The first clue is in the title itself.  "Strategies"?  What strategies do we devise in watching a film?  Popcorn, a couch and a tall drink?  A preemptory pee break?  Do we need to absorb similar articles in order to read a novel?  Did Shakespeare's contemporaries need to convene planning councils before attending his plays?

     The second clue is how almost none of the 20 points addresses the central issue of reading poetry as opposed to prose.

1.  Poems ask you to pay attention¹--that’s all.

      No.  Those are sirens and billboards.  Poems ask you to remember them verbatim--that's all.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #61
2. ...always read it out loud...the ear will tell the mind what to think.

     Better yet, why not have someone else read it to you, studying the words later if they merit the attention?

3. Try to meet a poem on its terms¹ not yours.

     If this actually meant anything I'd probably disagree with it.

4. Whether or not you are conscious of it, you are always looking for an excuse to stop reading a poem...

     Read different poets.

5. It’s up to you how hard you want to work¹.

     "Work"?  How much are poetry readers being paid?  Should we unionize?

6. If you don’t know a word, look it up¹ or die.

10. When you come across something that appears "ironic," make sure it’s not simply the speaker’s sarcasm or your own disbelief¹.

    As opposed to prose reading, where we should continue on in ignorance? 
 

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #92
7. In fact, a poem’s greatest potential lies in the opposite of paraphrase: ambiguity.

     Antonyms for "paraphrase":  digest, explanation, rehash, rendering, rendition, rephrasing, restatement, rewording, summary.

     Antonyms for "ambiguity":  doubt, uncertainty, vagueness, anagram, doubtfulness, dubiety, dubiousness, enigma, equivocation, incertitude, inconclusiveness, indefiniteness, indeterminateness, obscurity, polysemy, puzzle, tergiversation, unclearness, double meaning, double-entendre, equivocacy, equivocality, polysemousness.

     Notice how he says this immediately after: "If you don't know a word, look it up or die." 

     As I said, satire at its finest.

8. Discerning¹ subtleties takes practice.

     I wonder if that's why they call them "subtleties".

9. As hard as it sounds, separate¹ the poet from the speaker of the poem.

     The only way it could be any easier is if someone other than the poet were performing the poem. 

     People used to do that, I'm told.

11. "Reading for pleasure" implies there’s "reading for displeasure" or "reading for pain."

     In the same sense that dieting implies eating poison.  IOW, WTF?

 
Earl the Squirrel's Rule #12
12. ...it’s okay if you don’t understand¹ a poem.


     It's okay if poems are written in foreign languages, too, for people who understand them².  Again, WTF?

13. Reading without writing in the margins is like walking without moving your arms. You can do it and still reach your destination, but it’ll always feel like you’re missing something essential about the activity.

     Like the relaxation and entertainment you're missing because you're taking notes?

     Is there a test later?

14. There is nothing really lost in reading a poem.  If you don’t understand the poem, you lose little time or energy. On the contrary, there is potentially much to gain¹...

     Why not read an instruction manual instead?  Some of those even have glossaries.

 
Earl the Squirrel's Rule #26
15. ...your brain will attempt to make order out of apparent chaos.


     Why not read a mystery novel or do a crossword puzzle instead?

     Oh, wait, that is precisely what people do.  Who knew that success at problem-solving is more fun than failure at it?

16.  As your ability to read poems improves, so will your ability to read the news, novels, legal briefs, advertisements, etc.

     And vice versa.  Still, if we're trying to learn about mixed metaphors or flawed analogies (e.g. snowflakes and friends), wouldn't legal briefs and [Fox] news be the place to start?

     Who knew that reading improves with practice?

 
Earl the Squirrel's Rule #138
17. Reading poetry¹...can enhance your awareness of the world...


     Aside from the aforementioned Fox News, what form of communication doesn't? 

18. ...be young, intelligent, and slightly drunk.

19.  Someday, when all your material possessions will seem to have shed their utility and just become obstacles to the toilet, poems will still hold their value.

     A rare indication from Mr. Yakich that he is speaking tongue-in-cheek.  Having touched all of the bases he finishes with a flourish of over-the-top dark demagoguery:

20. Reading a good poem doesn’t give you something to talk about. It silences you. Reading a great poem...prepares you for the silence that perplexes us all:  death.

     LOL!

     Absolutely brilliant.



Footnotes:

¹ - The same applies to reading prose which, contrary to popular misconception, can be every bit as subtle, ambiguous, metaphorical, figurative, detailed/intricate, fictitious, fantastic, artificial, objective, subjective, blunt, obscure, educational/informative, etc.

² - The word "them" refers to the languages or the poems, of course.



Monday, October 20, 2014

A World Without Poetry?

Dateline:  2211

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #134
     All of us are familiar with the Press Paradox:  "News is what doesn't happen."  Planes make headlines only when they don't land.  We rarely think of the sun until an eclipse.

     I pondered this while working on my magnus opus:  a chronology of English language poetry since 1066.  The "eclipse" in question was the disappearance of poetry¹ during the Cocoon Era, between 1966 and 2026.  We know how and when poetry vanished:  it was replaced by songs on the radio, starting in the 1920s.  We know how and when it reappeared:  the publication of Humorist Skancey Brown's "Everything Butt" PoVid in 2026.  Fascinating theories abound as to why poetry died in English-speaking cultures but not in others--most of which had popular tunes on the radio as well.  What intrigues me at the moment, though, is how a society operates without poetry.  This isn't like French speakers ignoring the past perfect tense or Russian lacking articles (i.e. "the", "a" or "an").  We're talking about losing an entire mode of speech--of which there are only two!  This was unprecedented in human history.

     What was it like living in a world without poetry¹?  Did the entire population turn into soulless, mindless, unromantic drones?  Did civilization collapse?  Did men die miserably every day for lack of it?

     Oddly, no.  Humanity survived, taking solace in song, video, fiction, and sundry other sources.

     It is difficult to imagine a time when no single poem would be familiar to any four randomly selected compatriots--not even four poets!  Few people can recite one measly line, let alone an entire poem, written in their lifetime.  Despite our sophisticated 23rd century search techniques, we cannot find any significant samplings of non-poets quoting verse from this period in any context.  The only popular verser from this era was a Mother Goose stand-in, Dr. Seuss, who outsold all of his contemporaries combined.  From surveys found online we estimate the average college graduate could name two living poets but could quote none.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #19
     As always, many people mistook themselves for poets, an error few others committed.  Reviews were little more than blurbs.  Not surprisingly, criticism disappeared entirely.  The prevailing sentiment was that such candor might hurt the poet's chances of getting a teaching position and, besides, why excoriate something that no one is going to read? 

     The taboo against quality was baffling.  Identifying one or two poets as "best" was deemed offensive--worse than bring up sex, politics or religion among strangers--because it implied that all poets weren't equal.  Technical discussions were almost as rare.  People discussed poets, not poems.  Put another way, the one thing missing from most poetry discussions was--you guessed it--poetry.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #113
     There was a fad called "slam", which we might call "animated speech".  Indeed, many hard core organizers avoided the expression "slam poetry", lest it be too closely associated with a moribund art form.  Slam appealed to the young and appeared to be a rare instance when participants left their homes.  (E-Tourney championships didn't appear until the 2030s;  before that, all videogaming was done at home.)

     We know the Internet obsoleted books and magazines but it took longer than many would expect.  The last public library was closed in 2061, twelve years before the Library of Congress became a museum where we can go to touch actual pages, just as our great, great, great, great grandparents did.

     Given sales and lending statistics, it is hard to see how print publishing had much success promulgating poetry.  Lest we think cost and inconvenience was the problem, poetry e-zines and e-books were equally ineffective.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #24
     Paradoxically, while Nobody Read Poetry, many expropriated it.  Because of a quirk in the crude scripting language of the time ("HTML"), one could embed pictures but not text.  That is, one could include a photo from another site directly (i.e. without copying it and posting it to one's own server).  One could "hyperlink" to another site but a user would have to click on the link and go to that secondary source.  If one wanted to incorporate the text into one's own document, though, copying and pasting was the only option...and that violated the copyright laws of the time.  It wasn't until 2024 that browsers provided this feature, and 2031 (Britain), 2033 (United States), 2034 (Canada) or 2036 (Australia and South Africa) before lawmakers got around to fixing the problem.
Earl the Squirrel's Rule #115

     It is a challenge for us to envision an environment where one doesn't hear so much as a commercial jingle in the course of a day, week or month.  This was the case despite the existence of three different media:  print, pixel and performance.  Today, only the latter survives (except for analytical forums and treatises).

     We may never understand how thin poetry's lifeline was.  At the turn of the millennium the number of geeks² may have been under 100 worldwide.  They served the same purpose as 7th century Irish monks, keeping classic literature alive during the Dark Ages.

     It is remarkably easy for literary scholars to ignore an epoch without poetry.  It produced no major poets and no iconic poems.  While most verse is extant online, only a handfull of Cocoon Era pieces rose above their own obscurity and, at that, only in anthologies.  Nevertheless, it was during this period that poetry experienced its greatest move toward modernity and democratization.  Before it, the vast majority of recognized poets were male.  During the Cocoon, three of the four most revered³ poets were female.  That trend, if not that ratio, has continued ever since.

      In the end, I believe that this peculiar time, 1966 to 2026, lies beyond our 23rd century comprehension--even beyond our imagination.



Footnotes:

¹ - Lest there be confusion, by "poetry" we mean "[the market for] poetry", excluding song lyrics.  After all, if no one is listening then "we might as well be barking." 

² - During this period, anyone who understood even the rudiments of scansion could be considered an "expert".  Many of these self-identified as "geeks", a term that didn't seem to have the negative connotation it has today.

³ - Most revered in 2211, at least.


Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Spoken Word and Slam...Poetry?

Kyle "Guante" Tran Myhre
     Kyle "Guante" Tran Myhre's "Both Sides of the 'Is Poetry Dead?' Debate Miss the Big Picture" doesn't really address the title's topic for long.  The text is wordy.  He engages in the typical synecdochical fallacy, wantonly conflating "poetry" with two of its supersets, "slam" and "spoken word".  He confuses form, medium and content in places.  He doesn't seem to understand what poetry is...but there's a lot of that going around.  Like his textual counterparts, he wastes verbage on discussions of content:  "Everyone Has a Story", "Every Story Has Value", there's politics, "social justice issues", abuse, healing power, etc.  Having established that, as a mode of speech, poetry can be used to address every genre and topic imaginable, why get into content at all?

     Nevertheless, he [perhaps inadvertently] raises an interesting point.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #62
     For this to make sense, we need to go over a few basics.  Poetry is verbatim.  It is learned and reproduced word for word by others over time.  It isn't "dead because fewer people buy poetry books";  it is dead because no one, usually starting with the author, cares to commit it to memory and present it.  Where would film and theatre be if there were no performances? 

     I agree with the thrust of "Guante's" thesis:  a slam might include things closer to poetry than the typical reading simply because at least some of the competitors will have bothered to memorize their work and all of them understand the need to present it to viewers.  What we see in 'zines and books may be better written than most spoken word but, with few exceptions, it satisfies neither of the requirements¹ for actual poetry.  Still, the open mic is the closest facsimile of the gatherings that led to the first poetry.  What is missing is that one speech that so impressed the listeners that they preserved it in memory and culture, much as we do today with song lyrics.  What is missing is people who give a damn.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #9
     Mr. Myhre correctly surmises that YouTube serves and will serve as the proving ground.  He errs in assuming that the measure of poetry is how many people view it.  If this were the case, the average SuperBowl commercial would be considered Shakespeare.  A better indicator would be how many people cover or quote it.  That is, how many others reproduce that piece, in whole or in part? 

     When that happens we can talk about "slam-" or "spoken word poetry".  Or contemporary print poetry, for that matter.



Footnotes:

¹ - The two requirements being that it be reproduced verbatim and for an audience.  Put simply, a person is not a poet until others choose to perform his or her work.



Thursday, July 24, 2014

Buzz Versus Copyright

     Would songs be as popular if we were afraid to sing them?¹

     As you may know from reading "Who Killed Poetry?", copyright played a significant role in the decline of verse.  It remains the single biggest buzzkill in human history.  Those song fanvids on YouTube?  Except in rare cases where the video maker got permission from the copyright holder (roughly:  the songwriter), all of these are infringements.  Pretty soon, singing in the shower will be against the law!

     Oh, wait...¹

     Buzz requires not just freedom but facility of speech.  Imagine the bottleneck if everyone who wanted to make a video, pass along its URL or discuss a complete lyric or poem with a buddy actually flooded the author with permission requests.  YouTube has come to an understanding;  they allow the infringements and act only if the copyright holder to object.  This, alone, distorts the discussion, tilting it away from critical presentations.

     One of my students had a successful single in the 1960s.  She was recently surprised to see royalties start dribbling in after decades without a sale.  A friend asked her if her song was on YouTube.

    "What's YouTube?" 

     Her buddy showed her that a fan had made a crude video of her hit song.  MP3 sales began, leading to pleasant surprises in the singer's bank account.

     More than any other artistic endeavor, poetry has relied on word-of-mouth dissemination.  In fact, that is its very definition:  information transmitted verbatim [even before the advent of writing].  What is more, poetry needs and provides its own context;  excerpting it simply makes no sense.  So, how can we buzz about something we cannot discuss?

     As the word suggests, buzz spreads quickly;  there is no time to play "Mother, May I?" every time we want to read someone's poem at an open mic.  If you understand that copyright and buzz are incompatible, consider some of the options Creative Commons make available to artists.  I'll keep it simple:

     If you (i.e. the copyright holder) want users to acknowledge your authorship while being permitted to do just about anything they like with your work except make money from it attach the symbol on the left when posting or publishing it.

     If you go to the Creative Commons site they will make a symbol containing your particulars:  name, URL, title, etc.  This will make it easier to prove you are the author (or, at the very least, the poster).

     If, again, you want attribution of your work while allowing users to do just about anything they like with it, including make money from it, use the symbol on the right.

     Creative Commons always assumes the author wants proper credit (i.e. attribution).  The first problem is that some authors prefer anonymity.  The second problem is that many replications won't include the creator's name.  For example, think of how many epigrams or photomemes you see on Facebook without knowing [or caring] exactly who created them.  Will the rights holders be affronted if their names were dropped along the way?  Unfortunately, the term "Creative Commons" is not as well known or easily understood as "public domain".  Are you prepared to field a lot of questions from well-meaning people concerning terms of use?

     The best way to avoid any such questions about who can copy what, where, how and when is to place the piece into the public domain.  This surrenders all the rights of ownership except one:  no one other than the creator can claim authorship. 

     There is a counterintuitive catch here:  while it is brain-dead easy to copyright a work--just create the thing--it takes whole firms of Philadelphia lawyers to officially give up those rights before they expire on their own.  That said, the symbol (above left) should suffice to clarify your intentions.

Caveats:

     These symbols are very helpful, if not crucial to the public distribution of art.  However, they are virtually irrevocable.  As an editor or blogger, please make double-damned sure that you have the author's informed consent before you apply any of them.

     If using something available under Creative Commons or with a Public Domain assignation it may be a good idea to take a Cover-Your-Ass screenshot or photo of the source.

     Here's a quirky twist:  Arguably, everyone who hopes to appeal to a broader audience should utilize these signs.  Does it make sense that we make a campaign of encouraging their use, like condoms, floss and a Mediterranean diet? 

     No.

     Currently, the two most prominent users of Creative Commons and, in particular, Public Domain symbols are D.P. Kristalo and the greatest poetry videographer of our time.  As such and in an albeit perverse way, these notices are becoming symbols of quality.  Don't spoil that.  Save these signs for your best pieces and encourage only your favorite poets to employ them.

Exit Question #1:

     Consider two superlative poems.  One appears in a high-end magazine that will jealously guard its copyright against any unauthorized use.  As such, it appears in no memes, videos, T-Shirts or placemats.  The other piece is in the public domain, such that fans can [and will] distribute, memorize, and perform it anywhere and anytime they like.

     Which poem will die wherever it appeared and which might proliferate on YouTube and social media, becoming the first iconic poem in the last half century?

Exit Question #2:

     Tangentially, which poet is more likely to write such a viral/iconic poem in the first place?  A sapient one who understands the need for buzz--the role of an audience--or a primate who won't drop the cookie in order to extract a hand trapped in the jar?

     Remind me again:  What is 100% of nothing?



Footnotes:

¹ - It violates copyright--at least if anyone can hear you.



 Links:

1. Hype Versus Buzz - An Introduction

2. Hype Versus Buzz - Ramifications

3. Buzz Versus Copyright

4. Hype Versus Buzz - Impractical Reality




Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Hype Versus Buzz - An Introduction

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #58
hype

verb
1. to stimulate, excite, or agitate (usually followed by up  ): She was hyped up at the thought of owning her own car.
2. to create interest in by flamboyant or dramatic methods; promote or publicize showily: a promoter who knows how to hype a prizefight.
3. to intensify (advertising, promotion, or publicity) by ingenious or questionable claims, methods, etc. (usually followed by up  ).
4. to trick; gull.

noun
5. exaggerated publicity; hoopla.
6. an ingenious or questionable claim, method, etc., used in advertising, promotion, or publicity to intensify the effect.
7. a swindle, deception, or trick.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #9
buzz

slang

2. a rumor or report.
4a. a feeling of intense enthusiasm, excitement, or exhilaration: I got a terrific buzz from those Pacific sunsets.

verb
8. to whisper; gossip: Everyone is buzzing about the scandal.



    "Tout ce qui est exagĂ©rĂ© est insignifiant."
   ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.")

      - Talleyrand




Earl the Squirrel's Rule #43
Antonyms

     Given that they can both involve unadulterated praise, hype and buzz may seem synonymous until we look at their sources.  For our purposes, at least, hype is generated by interested parties:  artists, their family, friends, agents, managers, publishers, organizations, media or government.  Buzz is informal, usually shared between friends in the audience.  Advertising versus rumor.  Producers versus consumers.

     Deft promoters can "hype the buzz", as we saw with screaming throngs greeting the Beatles even before North American's had heard their music.  Occasionally, we'll encounter fans "buzzing the hype" by quoting some of the promotions.  For example, recording company execs might let it slip that their band, "The Bohemian Warthogs", were topping the charts, without bothering to add that this occurred only on two of Bug Tussel's alternative radio stations.  Hyping the buzz.  A listener might turn to a buddy and say:  "Check out the Warthogs;  I hear they're the hottest new band around."  Buzzing the hype.

Where did the supergroups go?

Peter Dinklage
     All things being equal, buzz beats hype.  Always.  This is because buzz is better targetted, coming as it does from those familiar with us and our tastes, cheaper and more reliable, free as it is of financial considerations.  The problem is that, before the advent of the Internet, things were hardly equal.  Even without payola considerations, 20th century promoters, through the power of their budgets, dominated the market with superbands, superauthors, and box-office hits from Hollywood to Broadway.

     Cyberspace in general and social media in particular have blunted this advantage.  With so many channels, so many interests and such accessible avenues, it may be impossible to monopolize the conversation and create another Star Wars, Beatles or John Gresham.  Thus, it is difficult enough to create a common reference (a "mini-icon"), let alone a Frank Sinatra or a Star Trek.  Can we mention Peter Dinklage with any confidence that people who don't get HBO will recognize the name?  Yes, hypertext linkage can help but it is a tedious and distracting substitute for pre-existing familiarity (especially in verbal communication).

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #52
The Buzz-Hype Gap


     When hype fails, as it often does, it involves a loss of credibility.  Blurbers, publishers or awards committees do themselves no favors by giving us quotidian text like this:

We walk
the grid road alongside furrows. I’m numb
to my friend’s talk of her car ride from the coast,
time she took to ponder -- should she leave
her daughter’s father? I can’t care now about her choices,¹
I’m just grateful that she’s here.

    If someone were to rave about your poetry you would, no doubt, be flattered until you saw them praise the above lines, at which point you'd recognize their comments as meaningless blurbing and flattery.  This is the "Miller's Son" dilemma that poetry organizations and their publications face:  in trying to please everyone they end up satisfying no one.  They may still serve as handy reference libraries but their lack of aesthetic consistency discredits them as discerning authorities. 

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #18
The Bottom Line

    This is modern art's version of The Great Compromise:  the move toward open, fair competition has come at the cost of the other, equally important, need:  objective filters.  This is all the more vexing in the absence of a significant market.

    People hate hype and hyperbole (except as humor).  That is why they zap commercials and avoid politics.  Today, new products seeking viable profiles will succeed or fail largely through word-of-mouth.  This is why Facebook is profitable. 

    Call it crude, scattered, unmanageable and often unmeasurable, but the democratization of speech has shifted influence from hype to buzz.

    What will this mean for the arts in general, poetry in particular?




Footnotes:

¹ - Then why should we?



 Links:

1. Hype Versus Buzz - An Introduction

2. Hype Versus Buzz - Ramifications

3. Buzz Versus Copyright

4. Hype Versus Buzz - Impractical Reality




Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Commercialization


Earl the Squirrel's Rule #43
    In "Nobody Reads Poetry" we discussed the more salient problems of simulated, supplier oriented markets.  Knowing that no one reads poetry--something that sales and hit counts could have told us--the next question is:  "Does anyone watch poetry being performed?"

    The short answer is "No."

    As the ratings of HBO's "Def Jam Poetry" demonstrate, neither poetry nor its performance is ready for prime time, literally or figuratively.  With coaching and practice, though, that can be fixed, along with the public's indifference.  A far more serious hurdle is the fact that few in the poetry world want it to succeed.  The good news?  These individuals can be easily identified by the bizarre spin they give to success, starting with the terms "commercialization" and "commodification":

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #93
    "Marc Smith, the founder of the Poetry Slam movement, is more critical of the [HBO's Def Jam Poetry] program. Smith decries the intense commercialization¹ of the poetry slam, and refers to Def Poetry as 'an exploitive entertainment [program that] diminished the value and aesthetic of performance poetry.'"

     You're probably thinking:  "When did unmodulated screaming into a microphone² become an 'aesthetic'?  When will people understand that an aesthetic entails what others like?  'Diminished the value'?  Can we even imagine what we see in slams or, for that matter, most poetry 'zines being worse?  Where is the value in writing that depreciates with exposure?"

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #43
     It is a fundamental principle of reality and perception that if everyone agrees the ball in the center of the room is red then it's red.  Similarly, given equal exposure, the worst poem that does have an audience is, by definition, better than the best verse that doesn't.  Sales are the crudest measure of worth, especially when many are guilted into their purchase and when so few are versed in the elements of verse, as is so often the case.  Ditto subscriptions in an era when they are given out to contributors.  Ditto Internet hit counts, even if they are distinguished from bot visits (better that they be differentiated from Looky Lous, as by length of stay).

     Neverthless, it is safe to say that 10,000 (60,000+ today, adjusting for population growth, even without accounting for the spread of English) people purchasing copies of Lord Byron's "The Corsair" on its date of publication would make it an unqualified success (for itself and, in light of many other examples, poetry in general), especially compared to any poem in the last half century.  In 1814 Byron turned down an offer of 1,000 (a little more than $100,000 today) guineas for the rights to "Bride of Abydos".

Julie R. Enszer
     Julie R. Enszer's "Are Too Many People Writing Poetry?" addressed the possibility of too many cooks spoiling the broth.  Is overproduction a good thing?  No.  Is it likely that many of those who bought Byron's verse imagined themselves poets?  Yes.  In other words, bad poets are good for the art form.  Bad poetry?  Not so much.  How do we separate the elephants from their droppings?  200 years ago the market would do so, albeit with the influence of affluence (to say nothing of the issues of nationalism/regionalism, sexism, nepotism, politics, economics, access, et cetera.) along the way.

    Today, we have a much more democratic and accurate measure of poetry's individual or collective value:  the search engine.  It records something more important that sales or readership;  it reveals poetry's impact.  Put your favorite contemporary poem's title and some phrases into Google and see for yourself that Nobody Reads Poetry.  Among the world's 2,000,000,000 English speakers, anything less than 6 digits (0.005%) is insignificant.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #85
    As far as recompense is concerned, there will always be those delusional purists who believe that "poets should be seen and not paid", that "public" equates to "morons" (despite the fact that poetry's market--when it had one--was the more literate/sophisticated half of the population), or that obscurity is a mark of genius, not failure.  At the opposite extreme will be those who use sales as their only yardstick, concluding that Charles Bukowski was a better poet than A.E. Stallings³ or that Billy Collins might be better than Margaret Ann Griffiths³.

     We can hope that the sour grapes attitude toward commercialization will be strictly a 20th century phenomenon.  Make no mistake:  It was commercialism that brought and preserved everything from "Hamlet" to "Songs of a Sourdough".  On balance, it was a good thing.  With the Internet's webzines, YouTube and social media, though, it may also be an obsolete thing.



Footnotes:

¹ - Of course, there is no "intense commercialization" of slam.

 com·mer·cial·ize

1. to make commercial in character, methods, or spirit.
2. to emphasize the profitable aspects of, especially at the expense of quality: to commercialize one's artistic talent.
3. to offer for sale; make available as a commodity.

com·mod·i·fy

1. to turn into a commodity; make commercial.

com·mod·i·ty

1. an article of trade or commerce, especially a product as distinguished from a service.
2. something of use, advantage, or value.
3. [Stock Exchange.] any unprocessed or partially processed good, as grain, fruits, and vegetables, or precious metals.

     Let me get this straight:  these people don't want poetry to be profitable or "of use...or value", yet they don't want that value to be "diminished".  Really?

² - Marc Smith is the polar opposite of every slammer who came after him.  Believe it or not, he may be the most genuine and understated poetry performer outside of theater.  The problem is his dull, prosey material.  I challenge anyone to listen to "Small Boy" or "My Father's Coat" without wanting to cut in with "Excuse me, but why are you telling me this stuff?"

³ - It is physically painful to type out notions this foolish.  At the very least, let us acknowledge the gross disparity in exposure afforded these two men and the infinitely more skilled women.



Links:

1Nobody Reads Poetry

2Commercialization




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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Heir Conditioning

Philadelphia Eagles Running Back LeSean McCoy
     Approximately 60% of NFL fans don't watch [regular season] NFL games.¹

    "How," you may ask, "can someone be a fan of a spectator sport without spectating?"

     Answer:  By spending almost every spare moment of every single day reading, blogging, discussing and analyzing scores, statistics and articles.  Last year, Fantasy football had 25,800,000 participants in the U.S.A., millions more abroad.  These people, in particular, do not watch single games because their interest lies in players, not teams or games.  Thus, they either channel surf the games in which their stars are playing or they ignore television in favor of the Internet, where all scores are instantly added to their totals. 

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #109
     The discussions these people are so passionate about are usually analytical, judging the past, current or, especially, future success or failure of players and/or teams.

    In essence, the league has found a way to involve the public by giving individual fans a vested interest in outcomes.  Saying that this has been a boon to the NFL is like calling WWII "a disturbance".

    Many who still watch the games as boosters, hoping their team wins, or for the excitement of the event.  However, what was once called a "fan" might now be considered a "purist".

    There is one other endeavor where the fans do not form audiences.  Poets might sit patiently through readings but only if there is an ulterior motive.  Slams attract the performers and their immediate entourages only.  Books sell to family, friends and those guilted into buying them at readings.

Martin Newell, beret and all
    In Martin Newell's Sunday Express article, "Harsh words for dire poets", "outgoing Newsnight presenter Jeremy Paxman last week accused the nation’s poets of writing for each other rather than engaging with the public."  And how effective are they at reaching even that limited audience?

    Facebook has a more or less unmoderated group called "Poetry Critique" where all 192 members have posted their work for appraisal.  Take a guess:  not counting the two administrators and bearing in mind the name of the forum, how many of those 192 participants have posted a critique of someone else's poem?

    Zero.  Not one.  All 192 arrived and started crapflooding the place with their "poetry", each expecting an avalanche of unadulterated praise.  When no comments appeared many became indignant.  How could the others not recognize the poet's genius?  Despite posted guidelines to this effect, the idea of quid pro quo never occurs to any of them.  192 writing, no one reading.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #109
    Compare the conversation in both demographics.  The NFL fan discussion is analytical, often technical.  Outside of this blog and the critical web forums (i.e. Eratosphere, Gazebo and Poetry Free-For-All), such is rarely the case in poetry.  Instead, we encounter blurbing, fawning and Content Regency. Occasionally--and never among those in denial--the topic strays into finger-pointing over poetry's demise.  In the article mentioned above, Martin Newell makes some good points about poetry not being memorable in form or fact.  He also mentions how modern poetry has failed to address, let alone involve, the public.  Along the way, though, he crosses a line:

    "The problem is that poetry has been subjected to an inelegant, greedy appropriation by the academic world, as the literature departments of our universities hunch like daft neurotic dogs over the much-chewed bones of poetry.

    "As a once-popular art form it has never really recovered."

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #110
     First, I question his timeline and the root cause.  Poetry's death spiral began in the 1920s with the introduction of music on the radio.  The Rise of The Inquisitors came later.

     Second, and more important, is the point that those who took pleasure in reading wildly popular poets like Robert Service would not care what academics were saying.  These are two different worlds.  Beyond their reluctance to teach the basics (which didn't fully manifest itself before the 1950s), almost none of poetry's decline can be laid at the feet of literature departments.²  This is not to say that education isn't crucial to the fate of poetry and those inheriting its science and traditions;  it is only to say that this edification needs to start much earlier than college.  As with football, the sooner the love affair begins, the better.

     The stories behind commercial poetry's inability to retain and contemporary academic poetry's inability to attract audiences are fascinating, but separate.

Coming soon:  "Heir Conditioning - Part II"

Boring Footballnotes:

¹ - "About half of Americans say they are fans of pro football, according to an Associated Press-GfK poll, and nearly a third of those fans say they would not consider attending a Super Bowl -- even though few have any idea how much it costs."

     Actually, this Jan. 17-21, 2014 result is down 7%, 56% to 49%, from AP-GfK's 1973 poll.  At 317,297,938 as of January 1st, 2014, that rounds up to 155,475,990 football fans in the U.S. alone.

     "[CBS] said its regular-season schedule averaged 18.7 million viewers, a 6% increase over last year’s 17.7 million viewers. The 18.7 million viewers were second highest number of average viewers in 26 years for the regular-season AFC television package."

     "FOX said its regular-season schedule delivered its most NFL viewers since the network began broadcasting NFL games in 1994. The network’s games averaged 21.2 million viewers, an 8% increase over last year’s viewership (19.7 million) and 5% over 2010 for the most-watched NFL on FOX season ever. FOX said its four most-watched NFL seasons have come over the past four years (2013: 21.2 million; 2010: 20.11 million; 2011: 20.96 million, and 2012:19.7 million).
"

     Attendees at all 16 of the stadiums hosting games in a given week would add less than 2,000,000 more to the total number of people watching NFL games.

     "Nielsen estimates that Monday Night Football averaged 13.68 million viewers for its 17-game slate this season--up 7% from last year (12.83 million) and the best since the 2010 season, which drew 14.66 million."

     "Including the audience from over-the-air broadcasts in local markets, NFL Network’s 13-game schedule of Thursday Night Football broadcasts finished with a record-high per game average audience of 8 million viewers in 2013, up 10% from 2012, marking the fifth consecutive year that Thursday Night Football has set an all-time high viewership mark for NFL Network."

     Using these statistics, we can conclude (18.7 + 21.7 + 12.83 + 8 + 2 =) 62.23 million people, about 40%, of NFL fans watch regular season football games--and that doesn't account for duplication or the millions who turn the TV on but have their eyes pasted to their computer monitors instead (probably watching their Fantasy Football results pour in).

     Only the Superbowl, an international celebration with 111.5 million viewers, has any chance of attracting more than half of football's fandom.

     "With 111.5 million viewers, last night’s [Superbowl] game tops out as the most-watched TV show in U.S history."

² - Composition was a tiny part of literature courses.  The spread of Creative Writing courses came decades later.



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Monday, May 19, 2014

Why Publish?


pub·lic

[puhb-lik]
adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or affecting a population or a community as a whole: public funds; a public nuisance.
2. done, made, acting, etc., for the community as a whole: public prosecution.
3. open to all persons: a public meeting.
4. of, pertaining to, or being in the service of a community or nation, especially as a government officer: a public official.

pub·lish
[puhb-lish]
verb (used with object)

1. to issue (printed or otherwise reproduced textual or graphic material, computer software, etc.) for sale or distribution to the public.
2. to issue publicly the work of: Random House publishes Faulkner.
4. to make publicly or generally known.




    By the above definition, the word "publish" would not apply to anything directed at a subset of the public, even if it is technically available to everyone.  A poetry collection that we know or should know will only sell to friends and relatives is no more "published" than our family newsletter or our personalized holiday greeting cards.  Tomes targeted at other poets or at a teacher's class (including books that sell thousands because they are required reading) would not qualify.  Thus, we could argue that not one book of poetry has been published in generations. 

    Put another way, if a company releases a book without promoting or supporting it are they publishing or merely printing it?

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #72
Fortune and Fame:

    The two main reasons to publish are money and exposure.  Since there is little recompense from royalties, "money" translates to a job teaching poetry or, perhaps, winning an award.  Both require a recognized publisher;  submissions to judging committees from indies or self-publishers are often relegated, unopened, to the circular file.

    If looking for exposure, do you want to use the most or least convenient, segmented and expensive medium?

     It's not a trick question.  If audience is your desire, top quality ezines like "The HyperTexts", "The Pedestal", and the defunct "Autumn Sky Poetry" and "Shit Creek Review" are the ticket.  People can't link from social media¹ to a page in a book!

     So why not avail yourself of Print On Demand, vanity and other self-publishing options (e.g. cross- and cooperative publishing², nanopresses, etc.)?  Well, unless you have some special marketing ploy such as performance contest or limited edition marketing³, there may be an insurmountable problem:  you likely wouldn't have the wherewithal to reach the broader poetry market even if it existed.  Which it doesn't.  In other words:  Self-publishing is an oxymoron.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #93
     If you are going to "self-publish" I'd urge you to do so online, perhaps using a blog like this one.  In addition to the worldwide access and linkage mentioned earlier, along with saving yourself a lot of bother with print formatting, you will have full creative control at zero expense to your wallet or the nation's forests.

     So, is there any good news here?  Believe it or not, yes, there is.  Not only is poetry being [mostly self-]published but, in one of the largest outlets around, it competes surprisingly well against fiction (though not against music).

     Youtube!



Footnotes:

¹ - While on the subject of social media, have you had this experience?  The editor of a prominent magazine posts Tweets or Facebook entries of Letters of Complaint regarding one or more poems they've published.  (Can you say "catty"?)  Sure enough, a flood of sychophants start going all Rocky-Horror-Picture-Show on the critic.  What is remarkable is that not one of them refers to the underlying piece.  Unlike them, you made the mistake of reading the work being criticized.  Bad move.  Seared your corneas.

² - Crosspublishing and cooperative formats involve two (crosspublishing) or more (cooperative) writers forming an organization to edit and publish each other's books.


³ - Limited edition marketing exploits collectors' fetishes by publishing a very few copies of volume and using that rarity as a selling feature.  For example, an author might print up one autographed copy of a book each month or year and auction it off on EBay.  There is usually a cover story explaining the paucity of copies.



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