Earl Gray

Earl Gray
"You can argue with me but, in the end, you'll have to face that fact that you're arguing with a squirrel." - Earl Gray

Monday, April 20, 2015

Gracias a la VIDA

    I don't mean to be politic or impolitic but there's something I need to get off my chest.

[Earl climbs onto soapbox]

    The notion that art (or anything else) should be judged based on the genitalia of its creator is too bizarre for words.  Espousing such ideas is prima facie evidence of brain damage.  Humans will never be taken seriously as a species--let alone as an intelligent one--until this idiocy (among others) is finally and forever shitcanned.

[Earl descends from soapbox]




The John Barr Rule:  "When you add funding into the mix, as we see in institutional poetry circles, two things happen:  conservatives take over and males dominate the conversation, lecterns, organizations, publications and awards ceremonies."

     - From "Poets?  Conservative?"




    "We were not surprised to find that men dominate the pages of venues that are known to further one's career."

     - From "About the VIDA Count"






Soliciting:

Rattle Editor Timothy Green
    The 2014 VIDA Count reveals, yet again, a disparity between institutional and independent publishers.  As Rattle Editor Timothy Green wrote in the "La VIDA Loca" blog, the problem is particularly acute among editors who proactively solicit writing from more established authors.  This, coupled with the infamous "New Yorker poem", casts a pall on approaching writers--something that Mr. Green, Don Share of Poetry Magazine, and other editors don't do as a matter of policy.  In my view, this is a common logical mistep:  using misuse to argue against use.  By this "reasoning", one underaged voter becomes a case against democracy.

    What is egregious is not soliticiting per se but doing so in order to exacerbate [rather than alleviate?] the gender imbalance.  If an editor has selected more male slush pilers than female ones, why not seek out a few great women to restore parity?  Or vice versa, as necessary?  Thus, even the riposte that some editors don't need to seek submissions--they get "more than they need" as it is--misses the point.  At best, it is an opportunity ignored, an underemployed tool.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #52
Merit:

    Here is a radical, naive and impractical solution:  "Why not publish the best submissions you receive?" 

    When knowledgeable sources are consulted women's writing fares very well.  Our own expert consensus placed eight women (i.e. Margaret Ann Griffiths, D.P. Kristalo, A.E. Stallings, Derek Walcott, Rhina Polonia Espaillat, Rose Kelleher, Julie Carter, Catherine Rogers, Marc Smith, Jennifer Reeser) among the top ten, including a hat trick among the top three.  A broader expert poll split the top 10 down the center but, again, women claimed the win, place and show spots.  Authorship of the five best poems of our time was a clean sweep.  Eleven of twenty Nemerov winners since 1994 have been female.  Oh, and lest anyone wonder:  in none of these did women cast the majority of votes.

     Among the many reasons why merit cannot help here is that it would require institutional editors to take an interest in technical and critical matters.  In fact, many are openly hostile to informed critique and non-interpretative analysis.

Visibility:

     Outside of geekdom, the degree to which women will be overlooked is influenced by the gender profile:  the more obvious the gender, the greater the disparity.  For example, Alicia Elsbeth Stallings had much less difficulty getting her work published when she resubmitted it under her initials, A.E. Stallings.  No doubt, some of her publishers were surprised to learn of her sex.  Similarly, women do much better in blindly judged contests¹ than elsewhere. 

     If you find VIDA numbers alarming or dismiss the inequality as symptomatic of a bunch of old conservative coots, consider the slam world, where one's gender will be most apparent.  There, female participation languishes around 33% of the field with appearances in the Winners' Circle rarer still. Thus, gender--once known--trumps age, politics and aesthetics.

Chicken And Egg:

     Parity is not at 50%.  It is at the percentage of population.  Broadly, this is around 52% female.  Within the targeted demographic, women buy more books and subscriptions than men.  Women receive the majority of MFAs.  Thus, the percentage of this specific population might be more than 52%.  Defenders of the status quo point to the ratio of submissions, though.  If, say, 37% of the slush pile is always from females it stands to reason that, on average, 37% of the acceptances will be from women.  Right?

     No.  Granted, this sounds logical but a moment's thought reveals the flaws:

1.  The process isn't random.

     At least, we hope it isn't.  We like to think editors are reading and judging the work rather than merely picking pieces willy-nilly off the pile and publishing them.  (For what it's worth, I do have my doubts about an outlet or two.)

      As an example, editors are more inclined to accept works from familiar sources, even to the point of soliciting them (as mentioned earlier).  If 37% of the authors an editor knows are female that ratio of acceptances is likely to continue, yes, but not because of chance.  Cynics will call this "cronyism" but, for better or worse, it will affect the final publication's VIDA count more than sheer participation ratios will.  Similarly...

2.  Self-fulfilling prophecy.

     Women could easily become discouraged by gross under-representation. Thus, the more talented female writers and readers may abandon publications with absurdly disappointing VIDA numbers, soon relegating them to male-only bull sessions with dwindling resources.  The opposite may be true for the less egregious offenders, where...

3.  Some things are more equal than others.

     No one is going to imply--in public at least--that men are better writers.  Some foolish souls might infer it, though, based on the imbalances that VIDA exposes.  Paradoxically, the overall numbers may, if anything, suggest the opposite.  Sort of.

     It isn't a stretch to say that submitting one's work to a publisher or contest reflects not just the hope but the belief that it might be better than everyone else's.  If men and women are equally proficient, taking entries from the top 63% of males versus the top 37% of females creates dilution of the former.  Thus, the average woman's contribution is better than those of women who don't enter and those of men who do.  Put another way, male and female authors are equal overall but women are better where it counts:  atop the pile of submissions.  Thus, barring an imminent mass exodus described in #2 (above), women should always outperform their participation level.  It's what Bill Clinton called "a-rith-met-ic".

4.  Objectivity.

     By definition, nerds well versed in the elements and construction of verse can judge writing without regard to extraneous factors, including gender.  Because the major institutional editors are all² Content Regents, work will be assessed based at least partly on plot and perspective.  Conceivably, male editors could be dismissive of contributions from women due to theme³ or style.  If and where this is the case parity will be unlikely until 52% of editors and judges are women or 100% are geeks...and rest assured that the latter will not happen in your lifetime.



Margaret Ann Griffiths
Footnotes:

¹ - Even if we remove Maz's phenomenal results from the equation, in the events we've tracked female contestants not only exceeded their participation levels (42% of entrants in our sampling, by our estimate) but often their population level (52%) as well.

     What gives?  Why is it that the more that judges know about the poet--starting with their gender--and the less they know about poetry the wider the gender gap grows?

² - All the ones I've known, at least--and by their own admission.

³ - Something no geek or squirrel can comprehend, let alone accept.



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Saturday, April 18, 2015

State of the Union - 2015

     As you know, there are three essentials in poetry:

1.  Audience;

     We are witnessing the sad demise of the last generation to be alive while poetry was.  It is grim accounting but we could, I suppose, take some tiny, cold comfort in knowing that the decline in poetry's audience is bottoming out.  Is there reason to hope it might begin to rise soon?

Margaret Ann Griffiths
2.  Writing;

     The caliber of composition has obviously declined, slowly but steadily, since "Prufrock".  Poetry fundamentals disappearing from our education system in the middle of the 20th century accelerated this process.  Nevertheless, thanks in large part to the Internet, it can be argued that poetry struck its nadir in the 1980s and is beginning to turn around.  Yes, I might be guilty of some generational narcissism but I'd have no reservations about pitting today's best versers¹ against anyone after Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) and Robert Frost (1874-1963).    

3.  Presentation.

     No matter how we feel about the quality of text and the quantity of listeners (tanl), we can only be optimistic about the platforms for poetry:  stage, video, multimedia, e-book, et cetera.  In terms of performance, I believe that we are seeing less "Poet Voice" in readings.  It seems academics are being shamed into learning the rudiments of delivery.  [Shrug]

     You know that parable about the frog on the hotplate that keeps adjusting to the rising temperature until it boils to death?  You know how you're unaware that your house smells until you return from vacation?

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #10
     Recently, I took an eighteen month hiatus from live poetry.  When I returned to slam I assumed, based on how little had changed in the previous two decades, that I would be subjected to the usual diary entries and diatribes delivered with an auctioneer's pace and jet engine's volume.  The focus was still bellybuttons and politics but the tone had morphed from strident to coaxing. 

     This was too good to be true so I discounted it as an aberration.  Days later, though, I attended a youth slam where, much to my surprise, I encountered the same sea change² in approach.  Slammers were talking like intimates, not whingers or demagogues, to audience members, not at them.

     I reported this to some of my online buddies and was convinced that this phenomenon may not be as localized as I thought.  Have you experienced a similar shift from screaming to speaking or are your open mics and slams the same as always?

     Is emo dead?




Footnotes:

¹ - ...including that rarest of animals, the actual free verser.  I'm not so sanguine about our current crop of prose poets, though.

² - I also noticed a profound demographic switch that we'll discuss in my next post.  Stay tuned!



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Friday, April 17, 2015

Synecdochical Fallacy

Gustave Flaubert
     "I should rather be skinned alive than exploit my feelings in writing. I refuse to consider Art a drain-pipe for passion, a kind of chamberpot, a slightly more elegant substitute for gossip. No, no! Genuine poetry is not the scum of the heart."

- Gustave Flaubert (1821-1880)

     "News flash: poets don't have deeper or finer feelings than anyone else, they don't have more insight into personal relationships, they don't understand the cosmos better than ordinary people; they're not philosophers.  They just have a gift for writing."

 - Diana Manister, "The Critical Poet", 2008-06-29




Earl the Squirrel's Rule #151

     Poetry is a mode of speech.

     Sadly, there is a tendency among many to act like those six blind men trying to conceptualize an elephant based on the part they are examining.  Such tunnel vision causes the classic synecdochical fallacy, confusing the subset (i.e. genre) with the whole (i.e. poetry).

     That poetry is a mode of speech is not an opinion, a belief, a guess or an aesthetic statement.  It is an incontrovertible fact.  It is the most basic truth about verse--even more fundamental than its definition as verbatim speech.  Failure to understand this leads inevitably to polemics, provincialism, pseudo-intellectualism and Content Regency.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #52
     As a mode of speech, verse can be used to express any topic, genre or viewpoint.  It follows that poetry is not¹ "the scum of the heart."  Not all [great] poems are gushers like "Sonnets from the Portuguese 43" or "Do not go gentle into that good night". 

     Contrary to Lewis Turco's peculiar ideolect, poetry is not a genre simply because it has no single "form, content, technique, or the like."  Poems can be fictional, non-fictional, romantic, tragic, comedic, dramatic, or any other topical category.  They may have form or not.  Ditto meter, which we can surmise is a fairly recent addition by asking ourselves how primitive societies could quantify or measure something² until after it existed.

     Poetry is not¹ cryptic (no definitive meaning), vacuous (no significant meaning), obvious (one inescapable meaning) or ambiguous (two or more clear meanings).  Not all [great] poems are multifaceted gems like "The Red Wheelbarrow", amphigouri like "Jabberwocky", dualities such as "Beans" or unidimensional perspectives like "Dulce et Decorum Est".

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #12
     Poetry is not¹ profound writing.  Those who swallowed this myth need to read better prose.  Let me suggest they start with novelists Carol Shields and Timothy Findley before moving on to various philosophers. 

     Poetry is neither¹ humorous nor humorless.  Paradoxically, in the case of the "Tay Bridge Disaster", it can be both at the same time.

     Poetry is not¹ art.  It can be and sometimes is but, as a mode of speech, it can be put to any purpose, from selling toothpaste to relaying the WORD OF GOD in holy verses.  If you forget this you may end up having to argue that "Thirty days hath September, April, June and November" is prose rather than poetry--those being the only two options.

     Poetry can be any damned thing it wants to be.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #62
     Avoid embarrassment.  Repeat "Poetry is a mode of speech" like the truism that it is.  Repeat it like a mantra, a catchphrase or a spell to ward off the most ghastly of aesthetic afflictions, Convenient Poetics.

    "Poetry is a mode of speech." 

    "Poetry is a mode of speech." 

    "Poetry is a mode of speech."

    "Poetry is a mode of speech."

    "Poetry is a mode of speech."



Footnotes:

¹ - Not exclusively, at least.  It's like saying "Humans eat gummy bears."  Some do, but until all of us do the assertion, if intended as definitional, is an overstatement and therefore incorrect.

² - e.g. tempi, alliterations, assonances and--much later and only in accented languages--stresses.  All [metrical] verse is poetry but not all poetry is metered;  thus, everyone other than Mr. Turco understands which is the superset and which is the subset.





Tuesday, April 14, 2015

If Poetry Were Alive

From Nobody Reads Poetry:  No one, least of all death deniers defending the status quo, is more optimistic about poetry's reincarnation than we.  We also understand that it isn't something an editor will concede.  Some prefer the idealistic euphemism "Poetry needs fans", perhaps adding "because it's so hot!"  Close enough.

"One reader is a miracle; two, a mass movement." – Walter Lowenfels



     Everyone knows that poetry is dead, as evidenced by the difficulty in imagining it alive.  Disingenuous or diplomatic deniers can be forgiven.  After all, how does it help a poet, critic or editor to admit that Nobody Reads Poetry? 

     More to the point, how can we judge something as dead if we've never seen it alive? 

     To put this in perspective, these are some things that have happened in our culture (in blue) or are happening in other cultures (in purple). Imagine:

  • making $129,781,016.55¹ for one poem (as Robert Service did);

  • turning down (before ultimately accepting) an offer of $109,000¹ for the rights to two poems (as Lord Byron did);

  • topping the book sales charts for the 20th century (as Robert Service and "Dr. Seuss" did, along with Agatha Christie);
     
  • routinely filling Carnegie Hall;

  • appearing in syndicated poetry columns in every significant newspaper and magazine (ending with Edgar Guest, 1881-1959);
  • people knowing and quoting living poets;

  • people being able to recite poems written during their lifetime;

  • bards traveling from town to town like rock bands;

  • poets as sex symbols;

  • a soldier writing the best known poem of that century in a letter home;

  • poets inspiring scientific discovery;

  • poets performing at ceremonies, including presidential inaugurations, without embarrassing themselves and the art form;

  • trivia questions expecting you to finish lines of contemporary verse;

  • impromptu recitation contests at your local pub.
     These are some signs that poetry is alive within a culture.  What, then, is the state of an art that we can scarcely imagine with a following?  Put another way, imagine if this were what being alive entailed.  Would we have bothered collecting and preserving the classics?  Why?  For whom?  Thus, even if one contradicts all of the facts above, as some ConPoets do, there remains the inescapable inference that contemporary verse has been, in other times and places, infinitely more visible than it is now.

     If poetry were alive one of the next five strangers you meet would be able to recite a recently written poem along with you.

     Spoiler alert:  You will win a lottery before that happens.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #50

Why Does It Matter?

     A friend who should have known better asked me:  "Why does it matter that contemporary poetry's audience has disappeared?"

     Sputter.  Gack!  Jesus.

     Ahem.  This is a cruel question to ask someone trying to reduce their use of hyperbole.

     We are talking about one of the most overlooked extinctions in human history.  The French dropped a verb tense, the past perfect, from their spoken language, relegating it to the mists of anachronism.  Not to be outdone, we English managed to misplace an entire mode of speech!  Of which we have only two.  What is more, we accomplished this feat in less than a century and without anyone noticing!  In 1920 Grade 6 graduates knew more about poetry than most PhD students² today.  We've gone from average people reciting verse at length to a time when few can cough up a single line of poetry written in their lifetime.

Gordon Ramsay
     It may be impossible to understand poetry's condition if we have never watched an episode of "Restaurant Impossible" with Robert Irvine or "Kitchen Nightmares" with Gordon Ramsay.  Here's the plot:  people "diagonally parked in a parallel universe" who have no knowledge of or interest in the restaurant business buy an eatery, often as a retirement strategy.  No, really.  These clowns spend no time considering decor, recipes, successful outlets or the business practicalities--not even after things go downhill.  Hey, what do atmosphere, cuisine, competition or marketing have to do with the hospitality industry, right?

     These triflers run their establishment into the ground until their houses are remortgaged, their life savings are gone, and the premises are overrun with grease, dirt and vermin.  Enter The Hero, whose first task is to convince the owners that the tasteless frozen cow pies they're slopping onto dishes just might be the reason why two hundred Saturday night diners have dwindled to four.  The Hero teaches the owners and staff how to cook, clean and present themselves and their food for the customers.  Meanwhile, an interior decorator makes the place look less like a dungeon.  Hatred of The Hero turns to love, the enterprise survives and everyone lives happily ever after.

     That's what has to happen to poetry. 

     The good news is that it only has to happen once.  Until then, for all we know, there may be a Homer, a Shakespeare or a Maz being ignored, as all contemporary poets are.



Footnotes:

¹ - All figures converted to 2014 currency for convenience.

² - "The anti-Shakespeare crew tends to have a dollop
of class snobbery, and doesn't understand that a graduate
of a quality 'grammar school' in the late 16th century
had a far more thorough schooling in the classics than
today's undergraduate classics major."

  - Michael Juster ("Who Wrote Shakespeare?", Eratosphere, 2014-05-03)



Links:

1. "Poets?  Conservative?"

2. "Poets?  Liberal?"

3. If Poetry Were Alive


Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Poets? Liberal?


From "Poets?  Conservative?":

     The notion of allowing poems to speak for themselves, trusting the audience's judgement, is a distinctly progressive¹ principle.

     Again, most poets are politically liberal but aesthetically conservative, postmodern rather than hypermodern.

Q.  What, then, constitutes a liberal aesthetic?

A.  Respect for an audience.



    Generally, conservatives concern themselves with groups/institutions:  country, company, army, universities, religion, producers, and status, beginning with the status quo.  Liberals worry about individuals/people:  equality, rights, victims, students, faith, consumers, and improvement, beginning now.  In poetry, conservatives support existing avenues while liberals dream of nonexistent audiences.

    Whether confessional or cryptocrap, the vast majority of poetry published today disregards or disdains audiences.  And readers (tanr).    This and something else will distinguish conservatives² from liberals²:

Funding:

     Other than Poetry Out Loud, a joint venture of the National Endowment for the Arts and the Poetry Foundation, not one cent of government or endowment money goes toward expanding poetry's audience.  Rather, it is used to publish and promote poets/poems few care to read and to teach a new generation how to write more of same.  It is as if there is a formal compromise between political conservatives who don't want to give money to a bunch of "hippy weirdos" and aesthetic conservatives assuring them that no funds will go to expanding that art's appeal.  Thus, Norman Rockwell gives way to micturition (e.g. Marcel Duchamp and Andres Serrano), Robert Frost to bafflegab.

Agenda:

     What would the poetry world be like if Lefties enjoyed similar support?

     Personally, I would advocate a chronological approach. 

1.  Pragmatic.

    Poetry being a primarily audiovisual art form, I'd begin with expanding the only successful project we've seen in the last half century, the aforementioned Poetry Out Loud, to an international World Cup style competition.  It would include children and adults rather than just teens. 

2.  Multimedia.

    I'd like to see contests for the best poetry videos on YouTube.  Like the performance events, these would be judged by people who understand the expression "performance value" and the difference between iambs and trochees.  (You might think this isn't setting the bar very high but, trust me, this is radical stuff.)  Sites would be established to network poets, videographers, editors and performers.  Nic Sebastian would be cloned and given carte blanche.

3.   Poetry is international. 

    Pointedly ignoring the greatest poet of our time because she was British remains a stain on the institutional community.  (Should we be happy they recognize Shakespeare?)  The world has been miniaturized by the Internet.  We have no time for nationalistic nonsense.

4.  Comedy fests. 

    Aesthetic liberals--including some, like Dennis Hammes and Peter John Ross, who are politically conservative--have a monopoly on humor.  The other 99% of poets can manage droll puns, literary references and dessicated wit but getting people to laugh is well above their pay grade.  This isn't generalization or stereotyping.  It is tautology.  Entertainers entertain.

5.  Critical fora are, well, critical.

     Eratosphere, Gazebo or Poetry Free-For-All, the resurrected Poets.org and others would benefit from free web space and software as well as small honoraria for their administrators, staff, and most helpful critics.

6.  Poems, not poets.

    This is a fundamental aspect of the meritocratic approach, in stark contrast to The New Yorker poem at the core of the PoBiz philosophy.  It seems only liberal editors can publish poems without including the author's complete and unabridged life story. 

    Conservative writing concerns only the poet and, perhaps, his or her psychoanalyst.  Liberals concentrate on topics and styles that might interest and inform and/or [gasp!] entertain listeners.  Therapy versus communication.  Poet rather than poem.                     

7.  Learning.

    The case has to be made to academia that the repopularization of verse is in their best interests.  One might think this an easy task, given that poetry's rebirth would create an explosion in demand for instructors.  In truth, the transition from teaching the interpretation of poetry to its elements will spark resistance, as will attempts to educate the educators.

8.  Surveys.

From Newsweek's "Poetry Readership at 16-Year Low; Is Verse Dying?":  "Yet according to the NEA report, in 2008, just 8.3 percent of adults had read any poetry in the preceding 12 months. That figure was 12.1 percent in 2002, and in 1992, it was 17.1 percent, meaning the number of people reading poetry has decreased by approximately half over the past 16 years."

     Unfortunately, these surveys don't specify contemporary poetry, don't account for overreporting (i.e. as long as poetry retains some cachet respondents will claim to be readers), and set the bar ridiculously low (i.e. people who have had a poem thrust in their faces during the last year are hardly "readers").  If we make reasonable adjustments or, better yet, conduct more pertinent surveys, we'll find the number of readers to be a fraction of 1%, consistent with the number of producers.  In other words, Nobody Reads Poetry.

     Conservatives have an ostrich attitude toward the death of poetry--when they're not denying it outright.  As such, they won't be part of its resurrection.

9. Copyright.

     Plagiarism  was defined in 1615-1625, long before it was codified by the Berne Convention in 1886.  We know that copyright law played a significant role in strangling poetry after WWI.  Before, people would take and perform it at will.  Individuals would stop short of claiming to have written it but few publishers would hesitate to anthologize it. 

     Today, ignoring copyright protection is rampant online (see plagiarist.com) but, in the eyes of many, outright theft--putting one's name on another person's work--remains indefensible.  (Personally, I consider it the only sin worse than blurbing.)  YouTube is filled with music "fanvids" and "covers", few of which have the original artist's authorization.  Five years ago these were routinely removed at the copyright holder's request.  Today, more and more musicians understand the positive result these have on sales in general, theirs in particular.  Expect this evolution to continue until it is considered antisocial and stupid to take down such homages.  This relaxation of attitudes³ will play a key part in resuscitating poetry.  Verse is less likely to be internalized (i.e. memorized) and performed (or quoted at length) if their efforts might be greeted by a Cease and Desist order.  In the meantime, the use of Creative Commons licensing should be encouraged, especially among our better poets.

10. Prosody.

     Prosody was the study of fan reactions.  No audience?  No prosody.  This dilemma serves those producing work that has never appealed to people, doesn't now, and never will.  The rest of us are left to assess quality based on either what people used to like when poetry was alive (such that, paradoxically, traditionalism is a liberal aesthetic) or what other performed text they like (e.g. theater, film, radio, television and, ultimately, the Internet).  



Footnotes:

¹ - There is duplication here as some academics are liberal.

² - Unless stated otherwise, we are talking about one's place on the aesthetic, not the political, spectrum.

³ - The Online Copyright Infringement Liability Limitation Act of 1998 was a tiny step in the right direction, protecting online hosts from undue legal action. 

     One interesting resolution is "reverse licensing" (aka "What's mine is mine"):  if you write a poem and John Doe releases a non-commercial performance of it you have carte blanche to use his video for your own commercial benefit, with or without John's consent or recompense.




Links:

1. "Poets?  Conservative?"

2. "Poets?  Liberal?"

3. If Poetry Were Alive


Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Poets? Conservative?

    Before proceeding, please prepare a list of what you consider to be the 21st Century's best poets. 

    Humor me. 



Wallace Stevens
    Let us paint in broad strokes.  For our purposes, "conservative" interests include the status quo, religion, and war.  "Liberal" values include egalitarianism, secularism and peace.  While the majority of poets are progressive, the right is well represented among the elite print (e.g. T.S. Eliot, Ezra Pound, Wallace Stevens, et cetera) and online (e.g. Dennis Hammes, Peter John Ross, David Landrum) poets and institutions.

War Versus Peace

    The arms industry dominates international trade.  Oil?  Weaponry is how we pay for petroleum.  Not surprisingly, conservative poems glorify conflict, as we see in one of the 20th century's most famous poems, "In Flanders Fields":

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep

    We often need to look behind the title¹ to see what is being promoted.  Horace's line, "Dulce et decorum est[pro patria mori" ("It is sweet and right to die for your country"), exhorted Romans to fight the Parthian enemy.  "What joy, for fatherland to die!"  By detailing the horrors of WWI and "glory, the old Lie" Wilfred Owen's sardonic "Dulce et decorum est" expressed a decidedly pacifist view.

Religion Versus Secularism

     All poems and hymns that promote any particular faith are conservative, if only because of their tribal nature.  Along with war, religion's place in the arts has declined since J. G. Magee's narrator "touched the face of God."  It's safe to say that in poetry and song, at least, the liberal view of combat and denominationalism has prevailed.  This is little more than an extension of our parents telling us to avoid discussing "sex, politics and religion."

     So, how has the Left fared in the critical battle between "Status Quo" and "Egalitarianism"? 

Status Quo

     What fascinates us is how often aesthetics cross over:  people who vote and argue for liberal causes usually embrace conservative poetic forms and arguments.  Take, for example, meter, which some regard as traditionalist and, thus, conservative.  This is a fundamental misunderstanding of the latter, which concerns itself with the present, not the past.  For example, at the Boston Tea Party conservative businessmen threw centuries of tradition overboard in order to protect their current [wealthy] status. 

     Conformity is conservatism.  We need only look at what is being published to understand the conservative aesthetic:

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #37
Form - Prose with linebreaks.

     Most books being produced today don't have a single line of verse--metrical or free--in them.

Category - Lyric...

     ...as opposed to dramatic or narrative.

Focus - Writer-centric...

     ...which makes sense, knowing that Nobody Reads Poetry.

Market - Poets...

     ...as well as friends and family...which is to say, no market at all.

Themes - Cryptocrap and diary writing...

     ...as opposed to drama, romance, comedy, tragedy or anything else of interest to humans.

Performance - None.

     Screaming or droning one's autobiography onstage does not add value.

Technique - Negligible.

     Who cares how something sounds on the page?

Gender - Male.

     The John Barr Rule:  When you add funding into the mix, as we see in institutional poetry circles, two things happen:  conservatives take over and males dominate the conversation, lecterns, organizations, publications and awards ceremonies.

     The above aspects describe 99% of the poetry being published, blurbed and criticized today.  How accurately does this describe your own work?  Or that of the poets you wrote on your list?        

Egalitarianism
 
Earl the Squirrel's Rule #43
Q.  What, then, constitutes a liberal aesthetic? 

A.  Respect for an audience. 

     It really is that simple.  If mention of the public brings up the image of pinheaded, beer-swilling brutes we have embraced the conservative perspective wholeheartedly.  Call it "exclusivity" or "elitism", but disregard for non-poets determines which side will eschew efforts to reanimate poetry.

     Meanwhile, a progressive approach relegates us to being voices in the wilderness.  Again, most poets are politically liberal but aesthetically conservative, postmodern rather than hypermodern.

Form - Meter, Free Verse and, occasionally, Prose Poetry.

     In order to please an audience one needs sufficient flexibility and knowledge to choose and execute the most appropriate form for a particular piece.  Stringing metaphors and iambs together won't cut it.

Category - Lyric or narrative.

     Elsewhere, storytelling is a lost art.

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #166
Focus - Fancentric.

     While it hasn't happened yet, the optimistic lefty has a "build it and they will come" approach to the fact that Nobody Reads Poetry.  Consistent with their desire to maintain the existing PoBiz, conservatives blithely deny the problem.  Liberals acknowledge and endeavor to solve it.  (Dare I mention art imitating life?)

Market - YouTube.

     The notion that poetry begins on the page is the antithesis of the viewer-oriented progressive spirit.  Textual study is warranted only after poetry has proven itself.  Readership follows audience.

Themes - Adventure, emotion, elegy, humor...

     ...and every other thing that people enjoy in literature, film, speech, and television.

Performance - On stage or video.

     Was Shakespeare the last poet to understand that performance, properly produced, is half the game?

Technique - Paramount.

     Who could guess that pleasing a crowd would involve using time-honored crowd-pleasing tricks?

Gender - Female.

     When verse is judged on merit, either by geeks (who care about nothing else) or in a contest with blind judging (as with Maz's record of success), women win out as you might expect, given their greater numbers.  The notion of allowing poems to speak for themselves, trusting the audience's² judgement, is a distinctly progressive principle.      

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #52
Echo Chamber

     It is a common battle tactic to make a lot of noise in order to cause an enemy to overestimate our numbers.  Slammers rave about other slammers, institutionals blurb fellow academics, metrists praise formalists, corazoners swoon at heart farts.  The factions are either indifferent or oblivious to poets beyond their niche.

     If you look at your list of 21st Century versers, few--if any--will find support among 5+% of poets³, let alone .0001% of the population at large.  This fragmentation benefits conservatives simply because their echo chamber is better funded. 

Conclusion

     We can laugh at the CIA financing and establishing the "Paris Review" in 1953.  Without question, though, the strategy of controlling the purse strings has decided the struggle in favor of the Right. 

     So far, at least.
 


Footnotes:

John Gillespie Magee
¹ - Authorial intent rarely matters;  the issue is a poem's effect.  At first glance, "High Flight" would seem to be neutral, confining its scope to the pleasures of flying.  However, we come to a very different conclusion once we consider the time and context.  Commercial flight was in its infancy.  In 1941, flying was a military pursuit.  The Nazis had not established a flight training system.  This, coupled with little propaganda attention to their pilots, cost them the skies and, in large part, WWII.  By contrast, British losses during the Battle of Britain were fewer (because downed RAF pilots could be recovered while Luftwaffe ones were captured) and more efficiently replaced, thanks largely to the number of recruits inspired by John Gillespie Magee.  We might wish to remember this the next time someone says that poetry doesn't change anything [when it has an audience or readership].

² - Restricting our target to the public's more sophisticated individuals changes little.  However, if poets are our only audience then we, as poets, have no audience.

³ - It may help to bear in mind that fewer than 2% of poets have attended a college level Literature, English or Creative Writing class.



Links:

1. "Poets?  Conservative?"

2. "Poets?  Liberal?"

3. If Poetry Were Alive


Friday, March 20, 2015

Easy Queries

    Let me ask you some ridiculously simple questions leading up to a ridiculously obvious conclusion.  We begin by reiterating one recently posed in "Challenge":

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #115
1.      If there were no fans or players, such that the scorekeepers and coaches had to take the field, would you call that endeavor thriving, like film or football, or moribund, like tiddly-winks and Ollamaliztli?

2.  With little time and no flashlight, where should we look for our lost car keys?  Near the streetlamps or in the pitch darkness?

3.  Is it better to do one or nine things well?

4.  Do we tend to look better at home, alone, or at work, meeting and greeting the public?

5a.  Where are we more likely to find an item?  At a kiosk or a marketplace (which contains many kiosks of every sort)?

5b.  Where will we find an article more quickly?  In a book with or without an index?

6.  Where would you expect to find better jumpers?  From the group who can leap over a 1-foot bar or those who can clear a 3-foot hurdle? 

7.  Which performances tend to be better?  Dress rehearsals or opening nights?

8.  Who knows your tastes better?  You, a friend or a stranger?

9.  Many will enjoy the book rather than the movie but how many will prefer the screenplay to the film?  Does your answer change if someone is reading the script to you?

10.  Would you prefer a doctor who has studied anatomy or one who hasn't?

11.  When you want to say something do you prefer to be heard or ignored?



Connecting the dots...

1.  If there were no fans or players, such that the scorekeepers and coaches had to take the field, would you call that endeavor thriving, like film or football, or moribund, like tiddly-winks and Ollamaliztli?

     Everyone understands that poetry is dead, including those who deny it due to misguided self-interest. 

2.  With little time and no flashlight, where should we look for our lost car keys?  Near the streetlamps or in the pitch darkness?

     Rather than stumble around like a blind squirrel why not look for peanuts at the ball park?  Why seek on dusty, far off shelves before you look on the same Internet you're using to read this?


3.  Is it better to do one or nine things well?

     Baseball legend Dagoberto Campaneris Blanco played nine positions and pitched ambidextrously.  Not surprisingly, he was in great demand.  One trick ponies seem to think that winning a niche prize like the Nemerov will establish them as a poet.  That may be so but, with very few exceptions, those who win such awards or contests are versatile.  For example, none of the canonical free verse poems was written by someone who couldn't write at least competent verse.  Thus, observers will, consciously or unconsciously, rightly or wrongly, assume that one who writes only prose poetry or only villanelles is not a good poet in general.  

4.  Do we tend to look better at home, alone, or at work, meeting and greeting the public?

     So, would you expect better poetry from those writing about and for their navels (or friends, family or fellow poets) or from those presenting their work to the public?

5a.  Where are we more likely to find an item?  At a kiosk or a marketplace (which contains many kiosks of every sort)?

     Obviously, you'd go the the market that has the more variety and, all other factors being equal, the greater competition for your money.  What is more, due to their proximity, if the shop doesn't have what you want they can likely point you to a nearby provider who does.  Similarly, if looking for anything--contemporary poetry, in this case--are you better off in a book store, with a few hundred titles, a library, with a few thousand, or the Internet, with a few billion?

5b.  Where will we find an article more quickly?  In a book with or without a quick and efficient index?

     So why go with the Dewey Decimal system when you could be using a web browser?

6.  Where would you expect the better jumpers?  From the group whose members can leap over a 1-foot bar or from those who can clear a 3-foot hurdle¹?

     In general, published work tends to be better than self-published writing, if only because the latter needs to please only the author.  Similarly, poetry published in critical circles is going to be better than that produced among blurbers.

7.  Which performances tend to be better?  Dress rehearsals or opening nights?

     Others from the theatrical community are often invited to serve as an audience at dress rehearsals.  These allow the troupe to iron out any wrinkles before the big night.  Only when they are ready for prime time can we expect perfection.

     Similarly, the reason institutional poetry doesn't appeal to non-poets, regardless of sophistication, is that it isn't prepared--in both senses of the word--for them.

8.  Who knows your tastes better?  You, a friend, or stranger?

     A Facebook buddy may well recommend a novel, play, television show or movie written by someone you don't know but will rarely, if ever, Share a link to a poem unless they or a close friend or relative wrote it.  Strangers are more likely to be blurbers than objective reviewers.  What few reviewers there are seem wedded to a failed aesthetic.  Editors need to please writers, not readers (tanr).  With nothing but broken filters, then, people give up on poetry.  What little good stuff there is out there will be too hard to find until we can see beyond the tiny eddies² in which we are caught.

9.  Many will enjoy the book rather than the movie but how many will prefer the screenplay to the film?  Does your answer change if someone is reading the script to you?

     The mere fact that we speak exclusively in terms of reading poetry is, paradoxically, the main reason that Nobody Reads Poetry.  It's meant to be heard, if not seen.  If a voice-over, it will be by competent performers who won't sound like they're reading from a script.

10.  Would you prefer a doctor who has studied anatomy or one who hasn't?

     If you prefer physicians familiar with human body parts why not apply the same logic in poetry?  Why read poetry being written, published or blurbed by those who don't know iambs from trochees?

     If you patronize healers who think "humerus" refers to the funny bone you should consider life insurance.

11.  When you want to say something do you prefer to be heard or ignored?

     If you prefer to be read you should write prose.  If you want to be heard you're in the right church but the wrong pew.  Post your finished products, not mere scripts, to YouTube.



Unavoidable Conclusions

Earl the Squirrel's Rule #60
     If poetry is reincarnated:

1.  it will be over the dead bodies of those in denial about its death;

2.  it will be in an open, visible location (i.e. the Internet);

3.  it and its producers will be multi-talented and flexible;

4.  it will usually involve polished, professional-looking productions;

5.  it will be easily located on an individual basis despite the oversupply;

6.  the best of it will be published by discriminating editors;

7.  it will, by definition, appeal to the public³;

8.  it will be passed along by friends, most commonly on social media;

9.  it will be performed, not read (at first, at least);

10.  it will be written, published and reviewed by people who know that anaphora is not an Argentinian pop singer;

11. its words will matter, not just its storyline or moral.

     One last question:    "Why deny the obvious, child?"





Footnotes:

¹ - Do you know any bridgeplayers?  If so, they'll love this application of The Hurdles Rule.  Ask them this:  "The auction goes 1C-Pass-1S-Pass.  Which passing opponent is [slightly] more likely to have the King of Diamonds?"

Answer:   The original passer's failure to bid while facing a much lower obstacle than the second passer suggests a weaker hand.  Thus, the second passer is somewhat more likely to have any outstanding Ace or face card, including the Diamond lord. 

² - ...something that doesn't present a problem in any other endeavor (e.g. film, theater, sports, fiction, television, etc.).

³ - A word which brings out the poser in many poets today.



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